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[theyellowhobbit]

We were bug checking lettuce and levana_b took a sieve and drained some lettuce.
Me: Look! A salad!
levana_b:Which you don't make friends with.
Me: You don't make friends with salad...
levana_b: For the entirety of last year I thought that meant that it was the salad that you weren't supposed to be friends with.
Me: *smacks her forehead, metaphorically speaking*

I was really tempted to catapult some lettuce at her, but I didn't.

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[nuqotw.livejournal.com]

I confide my darkest secrets to the avocadoes.

[sen-ichi-rei.livejournal.com]

Shame on you! (Though maybe I shouldn't be talking, or I should spend less time with the carrots and cucumbers...)