probably better without context

[theyellowhobbit]

Me: Am I Lara Croft now?
Bess: No. Your breasts are too realistic.

Apparently in the original video game they were conical. And apparently the movies aren't really worth watching. Any thoughts?

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[maric23.livejournal.com]

Bad archaeology movies. Required viewing.

Indiana Jones, Tomb Raiders, The Body, National Treasure, King Solomon's Mines, AvP, The Mummy (& sequels), Librarian, ...

And no, most of them aren't worth watching.

[masteraleph.livejournal.com]

Actually, only the 2nd Indiana Jones really counts as a "bad" movie. The other two are quite good for action flicks, and the third is actually rather amusing (Sean Connery appears as Harrison Ford's dad).

[maric23.livejournal.com]

Ambiguous terminology. The indiana jones movies (even the 2nd), are "Bad Archaeology" Movies, while most of the rest are also Bad Archaeology Movies. The body being a disturbingly amusing exception to the 1st category.

[arigi.livejournal.com]

Ah, the bygone days of minimal on-screen polygons!

[plus-c.livejournal.com]

Well, the movies are worth watching if you're a fan of the extreme hotness that is Angelina Jolie.

Of course, both the movie and video game instantiations of Lara Croft are a bit unrealistic, to say the least...