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theyellowhobbitYou'd think I'd have the intelligence to use a better method of caffination. I could make tea. Or coffee. Or hot chocolate [there's the kind that has 25 calories. if you add milk, it's bearable]. But no. For tonight's paper-a thon, Rachel "The Yellow Hobbit" Adler will be relying on [well you can read the title, so it's no surprise]- CHOCOLATE!!!! **Cheers from the audience. hi audience. wanna write my paper?**
People wonder where the freshman [or sophomore] 15 comes from. I'll tell you. It comes from all-nighters. [not that I gained 15 pounds freshman year, Baruch Hashem, or this year.] Caramel Javalanches, smoothies, and now beautiful chocolate [i'm on to channukah gelt cause I feel like I should save the ghiradelli. It's for everyone]. This can't be good for me.
I'm actually wide awake, scarily enough. [maybe the gelt will just sit on my bed. oh bed. why are you so close? you taunt me so. I wish I could lie in your warm {or freezing} sheets.] I just had to get back into the swing of all-nightery things. I haven't done this in a while. Usually I go to bed by now, and wake up and finish my paper after minyan. Shlomo can't read it until tomorrow afternoon or something anyways. So why stay up? am I being productive? of course not. But if I go to sleep now, tomorrow I'll feel too sick to get anything accomplished. At least now I have adrenaline. Yes. This isn't panic, this is the good healthy adrenaline rush that I get when I pull an all-nighter like this one. I had forgotten how that felt. It's actually quite invigorating. You should try it sometime. [If you don't have a paper, you can surely write one of mine.]
So I'm not tired now, on the plus side, just in pain and freezing. I suppose I could put on a sweatshirt. Or my nice warm pajamas. NO! Don't give in! Bad Rachel! Pajamas will make you sleepy, as will taking out your contacts and putting on glasses.
I need a theme song. "Nagiah. I once met a girl but- Nagiah" yeah. that's a fun one though I only know one line of it. and it has nothing to do with me writing my paper. I'm shomer even when I'm not procrastinating work. If such a time exists.
People wonder where the freshman [or sophomore] 15 comes from. I'll tell you. It comes from all-nighters. [not that I gained 15 pounds freshman year, Baruch Hashem, or this year.] Caramel Javalanches, smoothies, and now beautiful chocolate [i'm on to channukah gelt cause I feel like I should save the ghiradelli. It's for everyone]. This can't be good for me.
I'm actually wide awake, scarily enough. [maybe the gelt will just sit on my bed. oh bed. why are you so close? you taunt me so. I wish I could lie in your warm {or freezing} sheets.] I just had to get back into the swing of all-nightery things. I haven't done this in a while. Usually I go to bed by now, and wake up and finish my paper after minyan. Shlomo can't read it until tomorrow afternoon or something anyways. So why stay up? am I being productive? of course not. But if I go to sleep now, tomorrow I'll feel too sick to get anything accomplished. At least now I have adrenaline. Yes. This isn't panic, this is the good healthy adrenaline rush that I get when I pull an all-nighter like this one. I had forgotten how that felt. It's actually quite invigorating. You should try it sometime. [If you don't have a paper, you can surely write one of mine.]
So I'm not tired now, on the plus side, just in pain and freezing. I suppose I could put on a sweatshirt. Or my nice warm pajamas. NO! Don't give in! Bad Rachel! Pajamas will make you sleepy, as will taking out your contacts and putting on glasses.
I need a theme song. "Nagiah. I once met a girl but- Nagiah" yeah. that's a fun one though I only know one line of it. and it has nothing to do with me writing my paper. I'm shomer even when I'm not procrastinating work. If such a time exists.
