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[theyellowhobbit]

My foot is still swollen, so now this has been going on for over a week. But I really hate Student Health and I don't have time to go there. The only way[s]to get me to go would be the following:

Method A:

You: Rachel, go to student health
me: I don't want to
you: do you have any classes now
me: no...
you [if female]: **grabs my arm and drags me off to student health


or

Method B:

you: hey Rachel
me: hey ____
you how's it-aaah **falls**
me: what happened?
you: a thing with my [leg, arm, heart, whatever] I think we should go to student health. wanna take me?
me [in my abundant kindness]: sure
**we walk down**
you: by the way, I was only kidding about the injury. but hah, I got you to student health!
me: don't leave me hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The End