theyellowhobbit

You're the University of Pennsylvania!

Franklin, my dear, you give a damn. A penny saved is a penny
earned, after all, and you need to earn all you can to feel good about
yourself. You may be awfully old, but still manage to be able to do
impressive things with a computer for your age. One of your favorite
movies is "Philadelphia", though your surroundings resemble its hardships
too much of the time. You are mightier than the sword.

Take the University Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

And no, I was not trying for Penn.

Ok. Here we go. Harvard!

You're Harvard University!

You're stuck up beyond all possible comparison, but at the
same time, most of the world agrees with your lofty opinion of yourself.
You've worked tirelessly to establish your reputation, and now that seems
to be most all you care about. With that reputation, you've been able to
draw talent to you like a magnet, and that's helped propel you even further
in life in an upward spiral. While much of you is actually beautiful, you
can be really ugly when you're talking about science.

Take the University Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

You're a Jackalope!

A huge fan of the Old West and its mythology, you've often wished
you'd been born 150 years earlier. You'll challenge almost anyone to a race, and
usually go so quickly that your opponent can't even see you. Someday, there will
be stories about you, perhaps even legends, and you'll just wrinkle your nose
knowingly at what's been said. Your mission is to walk swiftly and carry big
sticks.

Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Aww. I'm a jackalope.

You're Israel!

Though a victim in the past, you've learned very little from this and
have encouraged a cycle of violence in your life and the life of many you know.
You're a little paranoid and somewhat schizophrenic, causing you to promote
both hatred and hope in cycling intervals. Some of the paranoia is justified, as
a lot of people don't like you, but more people are helping you than you'd ever really
admit to. At this point, you live on some valuable property and would benefit
greatly from just giving peace a chance.

Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid

It's fitting I suppose.

You're Love in the Time of Cholera!

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by
sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give
consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the
one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions
barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff
could get you killed.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.