If only Purim weren't on spring break

[theyellowhobbit]

levana_b and I were discussing cool ideas for group Purim costumes (that won't be used since it's over break but oh well). Here's what we've got so far:

Lord Of the Rings
cynara_linnaea: Frodo
Me: Sam or Pippin. I'd rather be pippin
E-hobbit: Merry
levana_b: Gandalf
arigi: Gimli
A.B.: Aragorn
A.A.: Legolas
J.K. as Boromir I think

And I forget the rest of that one...

Princess Bride
arigi: Vizzini
J.K.: Fezzik
A.B.: Inigo Montoya
Me: Buttercup
masteraleph:Miracle Max
levana_bValerie

And my favorite- Firefly!!!!

Me: Kaylee (of course. Who else would be Kaylee but me? I'm so Kaylee)
cynara_linnaea: Inara
levana_b:Zoe
A.B.:Mal
A.A.:Simon (though this is a bit disturbing in my opinion, but we're working with what we've got)
J.K: Jayne
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In other news, I don't think I've ever mentioned my "harem" on LJ. Or maybe I have but I've forgotten.

Basically, over the course of last year I've acquired myself a harem. Like I rescued JG from a dead mouse, and I undid a bracelet she had stuck on for days, so I became her boyfriend. Then I had (still have) amazing taste in jewelry, and became cynara_linnaea's boyfriend as well. And then a certain guy was my gay boyfriend, but he's since abandoned me. Then GM became my boyfriend as well, though I forget why, maybe she just said she'd be a good boyfriend and I agreed. [And that explains my facebook profile]

At the end of the semester platypuses became my "companion" because she gives amazing massages.

And now, the newest addition (much to masteraleph's chagrin) is levana_b. Since I spent some mashing money on her tonight and bought her an ice cream.

Me: what will masteraleph say when he finds out you're my girlfriend?
levana_b: Well it could be worse. There are so many other guys I could be dating...not that I think you're a guy
Me: *smacks her forehead*

My imaginary love life is much more interesting than my real one. All the OCP guys would kill to have my imaginary dating stats.

Comments

[platypuses.livejournal.com]

I'M YOUR COMPANION AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN MENTION ME. *tear*

By the way, I totally am Kaylee. At least I think that's what Sze told me. *fights to death*

[masteraleph.livejournal.com]

Let's see here.
#1- Me as Boromir? I mean really- I have a beard!
Though Gimli might be more appropriate too, and I can do the Gimli voice.

#2- Being Billy Crystal would be pretty awesome.

[sen-ichi-rei.livejournal.com]

I knew I was missing something. I just edited it. But that's what you get for disappearing and not hanging out with me tonight...

[nesheekah.livejournal.com]

I got to be Buttercup for a group Purim costume one year. It ruled.

[cynara-linnaea.livejournal.com]

Wait, you think I am a well-preserved middle aged male (not going to contest the hobbit part) AND a courtesan? Am I missing something here?