Piercings

[theyellowhobbit]

batshua: i'm reading about your nose ring
batshua: OMG some guy might not wanna date you OMG
batshua: shock! horror!
Rachel: the original post
Rachel: yeah
Rachel: scary, isn't it
batshua: well, you know, like you said
Rachel: guys have much better reasons than that not to date me
batshua: i wouldn't wanna date him, either
Rachel: him=?
batshua: the hypothetical male who would not date you because of your nose ring
Rachel: ah
Rachel: and oddly enough i haven't met one yet
batshua: i might not date someone because of their piercings
batshua: but they'd have to be... really creepy type piercings
Rachel: hehe
Rachel: well you don't know where else i might be pierced...
Rachel: j/k
Rachel: just the ears and nose
batshua: well, like
batshua: if the guy had like, implants
batshua: or like, stretched lobes
batshua: or... pierced bits
Rachel: ah
Rachel: yeah
batshua: that would give me serious pause
batshua: if it's like, a ring in the ear or something minor
batshua: probably not
batshua: but if the guy gives me the jibblies just looking at him
batshua: then uh
batshua: i don't think dating is gonna work
batshua: you know?
Rachel: not that you'd be looking there before dating him, though
Rachel: riiiight?
batshua: nono!
batshua: but guys who get their bits pierced do it for pretty much one reason
batshua: so they can tell people about it
batshua: in hopes it will get them laid
Rachel: ah
batshua: or at least naked with someone
batshua: it goes like this
batshua: guy at bar: so, uh, I got other piercings, too.
batshua: girl at bar: hm?
batshua: guy at bar: says something overly direct about such things
batshua: girl at bar: *showing interest*
batshua: *go someplace private and get nekkid*
Rachel: or alternatively
batshua: EW!!!!
Rachel: guy at bar: hey I have my penis peirced, wanna see?
girl at bar: OMG get the F**k away from me
Rachel: i think that might be more likely
Rachel: depending on the guy
Rachel: that's my guess of what would happen at least

Comments

[platypuses.livejournal.com]

EW WEIRD. I've heard of girls getting their bits pierced, but never guys. Guess I haven't been around.

[cynara-linnaea.livejournal.com]

The first time I worked with a nude male model in art class, the model had his penis pierced. It was distinctly odd, because that was the first time I had seen a nude adult male who wasn't a sculpture. There was a definite moment of "Wait, is that supposed to be there?"

[hatam-soferet.livejournal.com]

I didn't think Jewish guys could get their penises pierced.