what were we on?
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theyellowhobbitI went to the gym again today. 35 minutes of pure elliptical. 270 calories burned. Go me!
Why do I still feel fat?
And of course, grandma invited us over to make latkes tonight. [Which is so helpful in my quest to be thin. She tells me I look good when I'm thin (putting more pressure on me to stay this way) then feeds me greasy foods and wonders why I'm not going to have dessert afterwards! What is wrong with the woman??]
On the plus side, I get to show everyone my pants-wearingness tomorrow when I'm in Baltimore. None of the JitW people have seen me in pants, with the exception of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
arctic_alpine.
Archaeological pants. Hehe. Of course, that made me think of the line "I want to get in your archaeological pants."alanscottevil and GM thought of much better ones. I'll put up GM's for now, and if alanscottevil okays it, I'll put his as well:
GM: let me excavate those pants
GM: is that a trowel or are you just happy to see me?
GM: dig me?
GM: how do archaeologists pick up other archaeologists?
GM: I think they pick each other up very carefully, sift each other, and then carefully wrap each other in plastic.
Rachel: lol
Rachel: no wonder why we're not dateable
GM: help, I'm dying
GM: lol
Rachel: there's all that confusion as to whether we're Iron IA or Iron IB
GM: and which one has more bone tools
Rachel: !
GM: snerk
GM: show me your hidden temple!
Rachel: lol!
GM: is it under a mound?
And then we were trying to think of physics ones, with no luck. [The ones GM thought up were pretty lame, and I couldn't even think of any at all!]
Which made us conclude that perhaps Physics majors weren't meant to be picked up:
Rachel: maybe they weren't meant to be picked up
GM: show me your celestial body, and I will gravitate toward it
GM: clearly not
GM: nor wrapped in plastic
Rachel: hehe
Rachel: (or certain parts in laytex or rubber)
Oh well. Apparently I don't need the lines because I tend to attract them anyways. [See the stories from my freshman year about Sean. Like early February 2004] But then again, it couldn't hurt, could it?
Does anyone have any good physics pick-up lines?
Why do I still feel fat?
And of course, grandma invited us over to make latkes tonight. [Which is so helpful in my quest to be thin. She tells me I look good when I'm thin (putting more pressure on me to stay this way) then feeds me greasy foods and wonders why I'm not going to have dessert afterwards! What is wrong with the woman??]
On the plus side, I get to show everyone my pants-wearingness tomorrow when I'm in Baltimore. None of the JitW people have seen me in pants, with the exception of
arctic_alpine.Archaeological pants. Hehe. Of course, that made me think of the line "I want to get in your archaeological pants."
alanscottevil and GM thought of much better ones. I'll put up GM's for now, and if alanscottevil okays it, I'll put his as well:GM: let me excavate those pants
GM: is that a trowel or are you just happy to see me?
GM: dig me?
GM: how do archaeologists pick up other archaeologists?
GM: I think they pick each other up very carefully, sift each other, and then carefully wrap each other in plastic.
Rachel: lol
Rachel: no wonder why we're not dateable
GM: help, I'm dying
GM: lol
Rachel: there's all that confusion as to whether we're Iron IA or Iron IB
GM: and which one has more bone tools
Rachel: !
GM: snerk
GM: show me your hidden temple!
Rachel: lol!
GM: is it under a mound?
And then we were trying to think of physics ones, with no luck. [The ones GM thought up were pretty lame, and I couldn't even think of any at all!]
Which made us conclude that perhaps Physics majors weren't meant to be picked up:
Rachel: maybe they weren't meant to be picked up
GM: show me your celestial body, and I will gravitate toward it
GM: clearly not
GM: nor wrapped in plastic
Rachel: hehe
Rachel: (or certain parts in laytex or rubber)
Oh well. Apparently I don't need the lines because I tend to attract them anyways. [See the stories from my freshman year about Sean. Like early February 2004] But then again, it couldn't hurt, could it?
Does anyone have any good physics pick-up lines?
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Date: 2006-06-01 02:24 am (UTC)"Here have some chocolate why are you so fat?"
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Date: 2006-06-01 02:26 am (UTC)