I'm surprised that no one has posted this yet

There's an e-text of HP7 up at thepiratebay.com. Specifically, a PDF with a digital photo of every page. Not so easy to read. But if you're going to go insane before Saturday, then it's out there. I gave up after page one and I'm just gonna patiently wait for my copy, which I'll be reading on motzei shabbat.

Oh, and my LJ is spoiler-free.