Shiny Paper and Not-So-Shiny Paper(s)

+I finally have the paper that cynara_linnaea wrote on me. It's a PDF document. I asked her if she has the uber-expensive real adobe. No, she has something called Open Office. Which you can download online. For free. I think my life has been changed forever.
-The Hellerstein paper is still in it's elementary stages. So I decided to be completely honest and send her an e-mail.
( so much for a semester without incompletes... )

-And the Ben paper? Still not finished.

I also have a review for the Primates final, at the same time as the OCP BBQ/Auction. So I'm staying at the review for the first 30-45 minutes, and then leaving, so I can get food, and get auctioned off.

I donated a deli-roll, a batch of biscotti [yes, a whole batch. That's a lot of biscotti. Win new friends, get extensions, get that girl/guy in you've been staring at through the mechitza to pay attention to you*. Yours, if you win this item] and a kippah, which will be made to the specifications of the winner, male or female. Females can either wear one themselves or have one made for that special guy in their life. Actually, I would love it if a guy won it and wanted one made for a girl. That would make my day.

If people were willing to pay 150$ I would donate a blanket. That's my minimum asking price. And yes, I know the money goes to charity and not me. But I wouldn't go through that effort for anything less. It's like a lot of crocheting, and I still have this blanket to finish.

I miss knitting. Can someone commission a knitting project? Please? It's getting close to mother's day, and I bet your mom would like a really nice scarf. [Hehe. Your mom would like a scarf!]

*Extensions and romances are not guaranteed. Friends are. If you give out biscotti, you will make at least one new friend. If not, I'll be your friend since you bid on my shiny item of shinyness.

finally uploading pictures

It was commissioned by superducky1, for her special guy. I forget whether or not she's paid me for it.

Until I got to the end with the light blue, it was the world's boringest kippah ever. Seriously.

Franticness and Honesty Pay Off

I got the Hellerstein extension until next Wednesday. Which gives me time to fine-tune a thesis. If I finish the Ben paper by Friday [please G-d let me finish it] then I have Sunday to thesisize and outline, Monday after my 9AM appointment to write it, Tuesday to write it more and edit it, and Wednesday to hand it in. That's more than enough time. And tomorrow can be spent studying for Primates. I need to get a 100 on that exam in order to get an A- in the class, because I got a 77 on the review paper, which is worth 30% of the final grade. Fortunately I've been paying attention in class, and he's usually [though I guess not in that case] an easy grader on exams, so I might be able to pull this 100 off. But no more shiny 4.0 in anthropology. Which is fine. I'm just a bit sad, because it would have been awesome to have a 4.0 in my major. I'll still get honors and everything. Oh wait. Once the 4.0 is impossible, anything between that and a 3.5 means the same thing to me, which means I will no longer need to try for A's in all of my classes! Senior slackingness! Woohoo!!

Ben paper. Write me a Ben paper.

Does anyone want to edit a Ben paper for me? It has pretty pictures...