( V-day Monologues )In other news, Mom sent me a candy apple for my birthday [which surprisingly is CRC dairy].
lopaanre, you'll appreciate this.
Mom: I was thinking of getting you a bottle of wine for your birthday, but I decided I shouldn't encourage you to drink.
Meanwhile:
1. I have a bottle of Godiva liquer left over from the cast party in my kitchen
2. I rarely drink [since I have such a low tolerance]
3. When I do drink, it's only when I'm with people I trust. Usually it's for a Jewish holiday of sorts, though occasionally not, as seen by the cast party. Though I didn't even have a full shot there.
So yeah. I have to figure out what to do with that apple- it's one of those big things that you need a whole group of people to eat. If my party wasn't fleishig, I'd serve it there!
Oh well, more for me. I guess it's good, since I barely had lunch today. [But there were delicious steak fries. Oh so big and fry-y!]I recognize the eccentricity of my eating habits, and the general unhealthiness of them. Like skipping meals and then when I do eat either eating minimally or eating a proper meal, but in addition to that junk food. I wasn't always this way... But apples are healthy. So one could call this healthy by the transitive property:
Apples = healthy
Candy Apple is a subset of Apples.
If function Apples is healthy, all members of function Apples are healthy. Therefore, Candy Apples are healthy.
By the way
_stone, I'm on the 5th to last colored row of the kippah, unless I measure it and see it's too small, in which case I'll add some more rows of the blue. You'll like it [I hope!]