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[theyellowhobbit]

From ilana_frombklyn
1. what food would I caution you NOT to try and roast over the fire?
marshmallow fluff

2. Who do I wish was playing Clarinet in my house instead of my dad?
benny goodman [or agilder for that matter]

3. What do you want me to make for you in a kippah so you can frame it and put it on your wall?
[a] portraiture

4. What state has rivers with impossible to spell names?
pennsylvania

5. Where does knowledge accumulate because people bring knowledge in, and come out knowling less than they did when they started?
college
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From leftyjew
1. How many times did you get arrested lately?
Four times in the last few weeks... but really, that last time was really not my fault.

2. Why would it be a bad idea to mash* anywhere besides Penn?
Because I don't enjoy being violently thrown around.

3. What was the fear like when George W. Bush showed up at JitW?
Palpable.

4. When were you going to take over the world, again?
Right after I got out of class.

5. How many members of my secret Hobbit militia are roaming DC as we speak?
Fourteen.
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From alanscottevil
1. What is the only thing you can do with an old orange sofa?
Antique-ing, what else?

2. What should I have been armed with after eating that deli-roll that had been out for several hours?
Pepto-bismol.

3. Why did you stop midway in trying to ford the river?
I would have kept at it, except for the gerbils**.

4. How big were those gerbils, anyways?
As big as the Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel.
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From arigi
1. What did you eat for dinner last night after I tried to make chicken and Trogdor burninated it?
Three cans of tomato paste and a bottle of Elmer's glue.

2. How much would Amy Gutman be paid if she was president of URI and not Penn?
About five bucks an hour.

3. What's your forecast for the day?
The end is nigh.

4. Will you write my thesis for me, please?
Only when it's raining in Helsinki.
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From arctic_alpine

1. What did your prom dress look like when viewed though a 70s-a-scope?
it was pink and frilly

2. Would you run away to Jerusalem and start a minyan of girls wearing t'fillin, and work in my kippah sweatshop?
yeah, baby, I would ;)

3. Got any veggie meatballs?
let me check my pockets.

4. What is an environmentaly-friendly alternative to pads that makes guys shudder when they hear the name [though I guess pads and tampons also make guys shudder]?
diva cup

5. Did you take flying lessons?
no, I checked the idiots guide
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From levana_b
1) Why was there a fire alarm at 4am? I see smoke coming from your room...
It was [info]masteraleph's fault!

2) What happened at last night when you were with masteraleph? and why is my whipped cream missing?
Yes, I ate the whipped cream, but the fluff was a different mouth.

3) What did that engineer say that made you leave 10 minutes into that first date?
I think the apocalypse is on your upper lip

4) Is he a [Purim] Star?
No Frederick's a pseudo-frankincense***
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From cynara_linnaea
1. Since you can't ride a pony on Shabbat and it's not kosher, why not bring [Voldemort] instead?
-But I'm not really engaged**** to him!

2.Can you show me that video of you and AB getting really drunk?
-I guess you'd better watch the next episode of "Hobbits Gone Wild."

3. Why the heck did you let levana_b drive our car?!?!
-The same reason you did -- the next best option was a gnome with speech impediment.


Feel free to give me more answers if you haven't responded yet.


*We call our mashgichim "mashes" at Penn. Thus, the basement where the kicthens are should be called the "mash pit" but for some reason it never caught on.
**You know, I could have put something really really bad there. Be glad you're lucky that I'm not levana_b or masteraleph. Be very glad.
***Where is that from? I can't remember the reference...
****I guess that should be married, but I work with what I get.

Comments

[cynara-linnaea.livejournal.com]

[rubs hands evilly]
-But I'm not really engaged to him!
-I guess you'd better watch the next episode of "Hobbits Gone Wild."
-The same reason you did -- the next best option was a gnome with speech impediment.

[sen-ichi-rei.livejournal.com]

1. Since you can't ride a pony on Shabbat and it's not kosher, why not bring [Voldemort] instead?
-But I'm not really engaged to him!

2.Can you show me that video of you and AB getting really drunk?
-I guess you'd better watch the next episode of "Hobbits Gone Wild."

3. Why the heck did you let levana_b drive our car?!?!
-The same reason you did -- the next best option was a gnome with speech impediment.