Wharton pick-up lines

[theyellowhobbit]

I was walking home with platypuses and plus_c when we had the following conversation:


Me: It's surprising how many of the Whartonites I know have souls- you, Maureen, A.J., Ari Levine, Raphi...
plus_c:That's because you don't meet the ones without souls.
platypuses:What do the ones without souls do?
plus_c:They make love to their spreadsheets.

So we decided there needed to be wharton pick-up lines:

I'd like to run your numbers.
Come back to my place so we can spread your sheet.
I wanna invest in your stock.
You have a nice...column.
Hey, can you come back to my place so we can do my taxes?
Is that a P.D.A. in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


If I ever were to ask out a Whartonite, I would love to use one of those. Armed with those, my Hobbity charm, and "seduce him" chocolates, I'm irresistable.

Comment if you can think of any more. Or if you have engineering, college, or nursing lines.

Comments

[polydad.livejournal.com]

> Armed with those, my Hobbity charm, and "seduce him" chocolates, I'm irresistable.

Agreed, though the lines are rather superfluous.

best,

Joel