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And Reuben worked with wool, and made it into fuzzy yarn. Then Rachel said to Leah: 'Give me, some of your son's fuzzy yarn.'And she said unto her: 'Is it a small matter that you havetaken away my husband? and would you take away my son's fuzzy yarn as well?' And Rachel said: 'I don't really want to sleep with him, it's not like he's giving me any kids. and he's an engineer.' [in those days it was known of engineers and their skills, and their way with women was not among them.] And Jacob came from the field in the evening, and Leah went out to meet him, and said: 'you're mine tonight. I bought you with my son's fuzzy yarn' And he lay with her that night. And Rachel knitted a technicolored dreamcoat.

Date: 2005-12-11 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] levana-b.livejournal.com
Ikah funny!!!
I highly approve of humor and am very happy to have seen this insightful view into this weeks parsha.

Date: 2005-12-12 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynara-linnaea.livejournal.com
I have to say, one of the funniest things on LJ are your midrashim. Go Hobbit! Perhaps you could write them about other people on request . . . ?

Date: 2005-12-12 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sen-ichi-rei.livejournal.com
I have a new community, called [livejournal.com profile] northmarch which is going to be my new forum for midrashim [and for others to write their own and comment on mine.] so you should join it.

i'll post here and there about taking requests.

~TYH

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