No two people are not on fire (awww)
Aug. 10th, 2006 10:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theyellowhobbitI was eating dinner at a nice italian place with A.G., my lovely Tu B'Av (ok, so we were a day late...) And at the end I took the napkin off my lap and placed it on the table.
And I placed it a bit too close to the candle. And the napkin caught fire.
And I tried pouring water on it and it didn't help and then I pushed it to the floor and stomped on it, and the manager came over and yelled at me for not calling him over. Um, I didn't know you existed, sir, and last time I checked, the first natural reaction to seeing a fire is to try to put it out. You don't think about thinks rationally.
I felt like a failure at life. But A.G. bought me a giant ice cream.
No two people are not on fire. (See the strong bad e-mail called "children's book")
And I placed it a bit too close to the candle. And the napkin caught fire.
And I tried pouring water on it and it didn't help and then I pushed it to the floor and stomped on it, and the manager came over and yelled at me for not calling him over. Um, I didn't know you existed, sir, and last time I checked, the first natural reaction to seeing a fire is to try to put it out. You don't think about thinks rationally.
I felt like a failure at life. But A.G. bought me a giant ice cream.
No two people are not on fire. (See the strong bad e-mail called "children's book")
