theyellowhobbit

My throat hurts more than it did yesterday. I've been on and off fevery, depending on the amount of advil in my body. And now random parts of my body have started hurting, like my fingers or my shoulders. So every so often I'll be like "ow!" and no one has any clue.

I'm staying here, in 308. I wish someone could bring me tea and soup all weekend and I could just stay in bed, and if there's chad gadyaness, that they could just do it in 308. Chad Gadya, Chad Gadya!

And because I'm still shaking and don't want to get up from my chair:

V'ata ha Kadosh Baruch Hu, v'shachat ha melech ha homework, d'[brainwashed] ha moreh, d'hikah ha talmidim, d'shatah ha maya, d'chava l'nura, d'saraf l'chutra, d'hikah ha Penn squirrel, d'achal ha hobbit, d'achal ha deli roll, d'bishul ha Rachel.

D'bishul rachel bitrei deli roll, chad rachel chad rachel, chad rachel chad rachel,
D'bishul rachel bitrei deli roll, chad rachel chad rachel, chad rachel chad rachel...chad rachel, chad rachel.

And now in English!

And then came The Holy One, Blessed be He, who killed the angel of homework, who brainwashed the teacher, who hit the students, who drank the water, that quenched the fire, that burned the stick, that hit thhe penn sqiurrel, that ate the hobbit, that ate the deli roll, that Rachel made.

That Rachel made 2 deli rolls, one Rachel, One Rachel, One Rachel One Rachel
That Rachel made 2 deli rolls, one Rachel, One Rachel, One Rachel One Rachel...One Rachel, One Rachel.