I was ownzed

Oh man, Yesterday's Women and Religion was so embarrasing.

Kitten219: so i was in women and religion yesterday
Kitten219: and i corrected the teacher when she messed up something jewish
Kitten219: and she was like "i see you knitting all the time"
purplewoodchuck: lol
Kitten219: do you know this psychologist ___? [I don't remember his name]
Kitten219: i said no
Kitten219: she said he was freudian
Kitten219: i was like "uh-oh"
Kitten219: and so she told the story
Kitten219: once ____ was giving a lecture and the woman in the front seat was knitting
Kitten219: this irritated him, so he said something about it.
Kitten219: "miss, do you know what knitting is? it's another form of masterbation"
Kitten219: she replied "sir, when i knit, i knit, and when i masterbate, i masterbate"
Kitten219: i don't think i can knit in that class ever again

I had recitation that day, and was like "Ok. I'm gonna crochet. There's no Freudian interpretation of crocheting."

But yeah, I pretty much got ownzed. Though you'd think she would have said something a lot sooner if she had something against me knitting.